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The Animal // The Natural // The Professional

Paddle Specs

The reality is, your paddle isn't the problem with your game, its you.

So we wanted to make sure you had a paddle that took away the excuse:

"its must be my paddle"

Whether you're a beginner or pro, this paddle is designed to perform and do exactly what you want it to do when you do it

We used Toray Japanese carbon fiber for the surface which is the best in the business.. some $200 paddles don't include this, and definitely not those 2 pack paddles sets you got at your cell phone store. To maintain spin, we added a dense, grit texture process to finish the surface.

We chose the industry's most reliable manufacturing process, a thermoformed unibody design with foam sealed edges. selkirk, joola, CRBN, all name this manufacturing method in their own way, which means nothing at all to you

This is the process that creates a durable, strong, bang for your buck paddle, so we wanted that for you. 

long handle means two hand action, and long reach. a huge sweet spot means you can make mistakes and still get the ball to where you need it to go. 

while we didn't reinvent the wheel, we did make the wheel look really F****N good. So why buy a generic and ugly paddle? Stand out, look unique, stop buying ugly paddles and get yourself a PADDLE ME Paddle

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The Viper

Paddle Specs

So you've been playing for a while, and you want a paddle with something extra. 

some extra spin, 

some extra control

some extra power...

we took the tried and true manufacturing process above and gave it the configuration needed for those exact needs and wrapped it all in a sexy and sleek package. 

For the surface, we cross hatched top of the line 18k carbon fiber  for added friction on the ball. what's that mean? nasty spin.  We opted out of kevlar and titanium because carbon fiber reigns as the king of power. 

We wanted your dink game to still excel, so we kept the 16mm thickness, just like the top players require. 

We made the handle smooth, yet tacky so you don't lose your grip, but can switch positions, add a second hand, and make needed mid game adjustments without any impedance. 

​The sweet spot is a little tighter here, so we included some free lead tape to add at your leisure, we recommend the 9 and 3 o clock positions. with a tighter spot, you'll get nasty strikes in return, just like a viper...

This paddle is nothing like you've seen on any court, so why not be the person to wield it? that is...if you can.